M.O.M.S– Maternal Office of Messiness & Solutions
- Job Category:
Full Time Employee– possible bathroom breaks (may or may not be with a toddler at foot) and family vacation time with tenure and seniority.
- Experience: Past experience helpful, but not required. You may seek out help from parenting manuals, but don’t assume it will help in any way.
- Wages and Compensation: Hold on to your seats ladies– you pay them! You offer frequent raises and bonuses for good behavior and helpfulness through a once-a-week “allowance.” A large payment is due when they turn 18– you think that college will help them become well rounded, educated people. When you die, you give them everything you have.
- Benefits: No health or dental insurance, no pension, no paid holidays and no stock options offered. Free hugs and kisses available.
* Poo facials- no explanation necessary.